About

NAME:
Mike Nichols

AMBITION:
To be mistaken for the Jensie .

TURN-ONS:

Carbon fibre

TURNOFFS:
Bike drive trains that squeak.

IN MY SPARE TIME:
I love to drink bourbon.

PEOPLE I ADMIRE:
Donald Trump. Because he is what I would like to be. Rich and crazy!

MY IDEAL WOMAN:
Is riding a nice road bike and has passed me.

MY IDEAL EVENING:
Eating Val's onion-cheese broccoli casserole!